We are searching for the most beautiful and uniquely exotic
  contestants for the "BIGGER THAN LIFE SHOW" and will only
  accept the absolute best your state has to offer.  We will not
  compromise whatsoever, so if you feel that you are truely          
  "A BIGGER THAN LIFE" dymepiece, we would love to
  be the judge of that!

 Contestants in the "BIGGER THAN LIFE SHOW" will be 
 competing for cash awards & prizes.  Through the ingenuity of 
 Dymepiece Incorporated, many of our contestants will have their 
 first experience as a television spokes model with Dymepiece
 Incorporated 
 

We look forward to seeing you at the registration in your area.  Keep in mind that we truly desire to work with natural Dymepiece quality, so if you think you have what we're in search of, we encourage you to apply.

And remember,

 IF YOU HAVE EVER WANTED TO MODEL;

      AND WERE TOLD THAT YOU WERE;

                 TOO BIG OR TOO SMALL, 
                 TOO SHORT OR TOO TALL,

                 OR THAT YOU DIDN’T HAVE
                 THE RIGHT LOOK AT ALL! 

          IF SO, LISTEN TO THE OPEN CALLS! 

                    DON'T MISS YOUR CHANCE TO ENTER THE: 

       APRIL 30, 2010 "BIGGER THAN LIFE SHOW"!